she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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