I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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