Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Terrible idea I love it
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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