did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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