YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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