problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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