To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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