I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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