so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize