But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
