it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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