remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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