ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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