I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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