oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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