I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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