I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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