You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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