Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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