Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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