2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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