he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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