all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
4 words: hood of his car
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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