those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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