His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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