whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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