How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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