they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
