wake up i wanna do it froggy style
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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