that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Operation Purity has been aborted
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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