Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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