It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am one with the molecules
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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