i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
