Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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