Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
