I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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