you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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