My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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