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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cockslap morals
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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