i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
operation harelip BJ is a go
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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