whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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