Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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