Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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