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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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