South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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