found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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