After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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