if you like me you must not know who I am
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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