Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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