I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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