fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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