I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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