I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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