She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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