party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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